Showing posts with label john mayer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label john mayer. Show all posts

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Dear John Mayer


I hear you're looking for a wife. That's funny since I am a woman and someday I'd like to marry a successful, Grammy winning pop star. Also, I've been told my body is a wonderland. We should chat about this over dinner one night. Then, if we hit it off, perhaps take it to a chapel in Vegas. Sound good?

Love always,
Jocelyn