Thursday, February 14, 2008

Dear John Mayer


I hear you're looking for a wife. That's funny since I am a woman and someday I'd like to marry a successful, Grammy winning pop star. Also, I've been told my body is a wonderland. We should chat about this over dinner one night. Then, if we hit it off, perhaps take it to a chapel in Vegas. Sound good?

Love always,
Jocelyn

1 comment:

Unknown said...

i have been told i'm a pretty good lay, you know, being a comedian and all. but nuptials in vegas are too tacky. if you recall, i'm looking for a "home life." so how about atop the Mayercraft in Borat suits? i'll have one made for your wonderland.