So you're making "vegan" pumps and selling them to the masses for $250. That's cool. Know who else makes faux patent leather pumps...payless...know how much they cost? $15.50.
I see what you did with the whole Payless, "Need I say more" juxtaposition. You don't like Natalie because she peddles shoes made of vegetables, but maybe you are just self-conscious because you wear furry fox boots. No?
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i know i'm offending our jewish brethren, but i needed something to rival scarjo's tom waits album.
and i take it you bogo? i do enjoy the bogo.
I see what you did with the whole Payless, "Need I say more" juxtaposition.
You don't like Natalie because she peddles shoes made of vegetables, but maybe you are just self-conscious because you wear furry fox boots. No?
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