Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Dear Larry Birkhead


It's nice to see that you've taken little Dannielynn to Atlantis for a holiday retreat. I hope it helps her lazy eye. I was thinking maybe you should have brushed your hair before the photo shoot. Or, maybe had Howard K. Stern do it for you. I bet he likes brushing people's hair.

Love always,
Jocelyn

2 comments:

Unknown said...

he does. in fact, he frequently brushes mine and gives it a nice tussle. and that flower barrett? he gave it to me for my bday, but i felt the purple didn't match with my wet suit, and the color would be more stimulating for my cross-eyed baby.

Maplewood Non-fiction Roundtable said...

Hi Joyce,

MacchioMan here. You spelled barrette wrong, sweetie. Bang! Bang!
Keep up the great posts, Jocelyn!
;) xo