Dear Josh Brolin

I love you! It's true!


Love always,
Jocelyn


PS You take the best candid drunken shots with a dude ever!

Dear Carter Family

I mean after watching House of Carters, I should have known that one of you would be busted for drugs...I am surprised it was later rather than sooner. Remember when your mom beat up your dad's girlfriend and then she got arrested...OR when Nick dated Willa Ford followed by Paris Hilton and then a playmate that Aaron then got engaged to. Um, yeah, maybe you guys don't make the best life decisions...

Too soon?

Love always,
Jocelyn

Dear Ralph Macchio

I was inspired to write to you after I've noticed that one of my commenters is a big macchio fan (yes, i'm speaking to you macchio man!). So, after The Outsiders and the prolific Karate Kid empire, what have you been busy doing? Are you now an instructor at Tiger Schulman's Karate? Let me know!

Love always,
Jocelyn

Dear NPH

So, you are my favorite ever! Why? I just find you enthralling and entertaining. I remember a while back you were in Cabaret at Studio 54. Who knew? I guess you did. Secrets keeper! By the way, do you still talk to Vinnie?


Love always,
Jocelyn

Dear Pink and Carey

RIP to your love. I thought it was a marriage made in tattoo heaven. Carey, will you now get a dating show on VH1? Will Pink compete on the next round of Rock of Love? Really this news is just like a pill. Instead of making me better, keeps making me ill.

Too soon?

Love always,
Jocelyn

Dear Adam Garcia

I saw you in Coyote Ugly this weekend. I have to admit you're wicked hot. But, your video for Night Fever is not wicked or hot. What's with the low cut v-neck t-shirt? Did you borrow it from Simon Cowell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCT2ZFd2pSM

But, I'd still go out with you! Call me!


Love always,
Jocelyn

Dear Natalie Portman

So you're making "vegan" pumps and selling them to the masses for $250. That's cool. Know who else makes faux patent leather pumps...payless...know how much they cost? $15.50.

Need I say more?

Love always,
Jocelyn